I don’t usually reblog stuff like this, buuut..
why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story
you are though—its called your life
shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day
but those are your demons
i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made
I was wondering what your take on this might be like: threepanelsoul(.)com/2014/08/19/dog-philosophy/
I actually saw this comic a while back and thought it was great. Thanks for reminding me.
Original comic from threepanelsoul
I genuinely burst out laughingknsvdfuckin
literally wtf the fuck
I DON’T USE THE WORD WIZARD LIGHTLY BUT
I loVE THIS GUY
guys what if the next update is
A young man stands in your bedroom.
i saw this post on my dash and then i looked at my friend who was doing a test of his john cosplay and…
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
i have a feeling half of the simpsons cast wanted to make this joke for so long